Parody songs have been coming to me. It's fun to make crank lyrics to my favorite tunes. Lately I had this one come: "Sha-la-la-la-la-la la-laundry", sort of to the tune of the chorus from "Thunder Island". That one is good, and there's also my version of Sinatra's Something Stupid: "First I turn the water on and make sure that it's hot so I can wash all my plates...". You may have noticed that these tend to theme around cleaning; well, reader, that is the time in which most of these songs come to me! I have composed one dedicated to my girlfriend and muse. It goes "Yummy yummy yummy I got you in my tummy and I feel like loving you." This one is based on a little tune that Homer sings to Marge in one episode, which in turn is based on some song that I don't know.